Bruce Jenner is going to get ass whether we do him or not
Roy, Cinnamon, Griff discuss drunkest stories, Roy needing a new football bandwagon to jump on, the triple point (both hands and a foot), celebrities that we would barely sleep with, what cosmetic surgery would you want on someone, rabbit toys, anal hook ups, BJ or vay jay for the rest of the life, sound of people banging turn you on, and much much more.
“I’ve told you, I’ve only tried it once. And I was. Crying. Like a Chai ELD.” – Griff circa 32min.
Roy and friend dressed to kill at the Black and White party
Roy, Cinnamon, Griff join another wine tasting, and we discuss dumb and dumber outfits, Victorias Secret the Magazine, why “Afghanis don’t front”, Michael Tyson a as fat, angry 3rd grader who bit off his teacher’s ear, cankle liposuction, bull dozing a woman’s vay jay, two legged dog who is a motivational speaker, pooping on people who are drunk or homeless, speed hooking up instead of speed dating, key partys, hot people at harris teeter, girls hotter in groups – guys hotter in doubles, the “stare down eye lock”, panty dropping date places, the “dirty grab” (carnival claw) and a hell of a lot more.
“Are your panties as wet right now as mine would be if I had just taken a pee?” – Roy, circa 17min
“If only they sold dildos at Target.” Cinnamon circa 28min
Be a life-long learner!:
Letting red wines breathe is a waste of time (1, 2), and does not impact taste. Decanting only should be done to prevent sediment from getting in your glass, in wines like ports.
Cinnamon was kinda right – white wines may benefit from releasing the sulfur dioxide (SO2) odors. SO2 is used to prevent oxidation, so, don’t let white wine breathe unless you want it to turn brown.
Key party – males put their car keys in a bowl, and the female goes home in the car of whatever key they choose. I feel like someone would just steal my car at this party. The British version is where guys get a key and girls have a lock, and when you find that matching person and the key fits, you go bang.
Inspirational two legged dog, Dominic (below) – way cooler than this pathetic dog, Faith, seen on Oprah.
Roy, Kandie, and Griff talk about getting kicked out of bars, how fruit juices affect the taste of “people juices”, cialis’ing strangers at a bar, shorn genitals, laser hair removal, why everything feels better for a girl with a shaved vagina, stories about exs, hook ups with cougars, and the sexual appetite of red heads. All this discussion while we were wine tasting.
If you don’t know what a Mons Pubis is – Wikipedia can help. I’ve always considered Wikipedia to be a rather restrained group. The attached picture is refreshingly close to pornography. “Mons” means ‘mountain’, so it’s like Pubic Mountain. HA!