Jan 192012
 

DJ on Spring Break at Messiah College (or, what it seemed like)

DJ and Harry join to discuss DJ’s ambiguous ethnicity, turning down Ravens NFL luxury box playoff tickets, getting too high on pot brownies, dating site picture stalking, a love concierge service for picking up girls, keeping them happy, and helping through breakups, being a stranger at Irish Times, tipping on carry out food, how well our parents tolerate irreverence, attending ‘dry’ colleges (Messiah College), family roles with brothers and sisters, fuking (fart-puking), why girls seem to pee their pants laughing, hot farts, a girl wiping ass on guy’s jeans while making out, Tony’s gross-out of buttholes, and more.

 

Editors Pick(s): Harry: “DJ, you’re a very racially ambiguous fellow”, DJ “If security doesn’t pull me out of line, I think ‘you BETTER get guys who look like me'”

Be a life long learner: Peeing your pants while laughing DOES happen to girls more 2-5x more often than boys, and it’s called “giggle incontinence”. 25% of underage women have reported this happening at least once. It’s not too funny from what I’m reading. Some women of have had their life pretty turned upside down – from lifestyle changes to counseling. Actually sounds pretty horrible – a fun, laughing part of your life is now a source of constant dread. According to National Institute of Health , 569 of 1,421 children aged 5-15 showed some symptoms of involuntary tinkling. Exercises can help the problem, as may methylphenidate, (ie Ritalin)

Dec 222011
 

Abe and DJ discuss nuptials, terrible wedding gifts, crystal stemware and gravy boats, uniting the clans for better wedding gifts, when to write wedding thank yous, plaster of paris penis gifts, re-gifting the 1 year late wedding presents for your anniversary, how to repeat yourself, Dog the Bounty Hunter as wedding representation, recinding wedding gifts given to douche-y married couples, gift rape, smell over internet, rodeo of skills, pushups for party fouls, deal breakers for guys, butt mufflers, Certa’s new mattress which will neutralize farts in bed with that someone special, and fart bombing your mom as a child.  Enjoy!

Hugs and kisses, Tony

 

Be a life-long learner! Menorah – a 9 branched candle holder lit during the 8 day holiday. The 7 branched symbol is used in the ancient temple or otherwise.

Editors pick(s):

At 20:51, Tony says “eeuuuuwww” in response to Abe’s story about what makes girls amazing.

At 42:15 – DJ says “yeeessss…” in celebration of Tony’s news.

Dec 122011
 

tony as a young tow-head

DJ discusses horse tattoos, deer and horse hook-ups, personal grooming, hair coloring, chili cook-off bands, short hair, sinead o’connor, and some dating tips. He called me a “toe-head”, and I thought that might be an insult. According to UrbanDictionary, a tow-head:

has flaxen-hair, blonde or lightly-colored hair, as “Tow” fibers are flaxen, light colored.

Hope you enjoy the show.

-Tony

 

Oh yeah, here’s Sinead O’Connor withOUT hair. I couldn’t find anything of her in the younger years WITH hair.

Looking good with short hair

Nov 272011
 

Arnold, the early years

Tonight’s podcast with guests Neil, DJ, and KC features alien women, mandatory jobs for the 14-21 yo set, Popup Video for the porn industry, flavored birth control, voices in GPS navigation (if you choose Arnold’s voice, would it tell you to “get to the chopper” instead of “turn right”?), and more.

Please excuse the audio quality, we’re still working on balancing mics and removing background noise.

During our talk, there was dispute on:

a) does a female mantis eat its mate after intercourse?

Some evidence suggests “yes”: Mantis eating mate

b) what is referenced in the phrase ‘rabbit done died’?

Wikipedia says “”The test consisted of injecting the (potentially pregnant) woman’s urine into a female rabbit, then examining the rabbit’s ovaries a few days later”, which required killing the rabbit to see the ovaries – so ALL rabbits would die.

Hope you enjoy the show!

Tony