Jan 262012
 

Example of a Face Screensaver that I've seen while riding a bus

KC and Tony talk getting roofied, fighting hipsters on Ust, Irish goodbyes, giant NYE parties with a magician, trip to mexico – Guadalajara, taking a gun to express yourself and to shave with, Cancun, the Face Screensaver, Turducken soup being 3x times healthier than chicken noodle soup, strange breakups lines, head on collisions with yugos, being a dick on the highways, kitty genovese, vibrating tampons, abandoning the drinking age, prohibition, fruits that taste like vagina, and are doppelgangbangs a possiblility.

Ciao, Tony

 

Editor’s Picks: KC “A lot of things are weird. Take oysters for example; oysters are weird. You should probably leave.” (47:55)

Be a life-long learner:

Leprosy CAN be passed from person to person AND from armadillos (1 point for KC) and they were indeed quarantined on a Hawai’ian island ((1 point for Tony). A leper colony on Hawai’i – not a bad gig.

Kitty Genovese (the bystander effect): stabbed to death (original press release). A dozen people witnessed the event at 3:15am. The initial call to police was vague and didn’t cause alarm. The PERP returned 30 minutes later to finish the job. Second calls resulted in a squad car arriving within minutes. Quite a bit of controversy and misinformation surrounding this event. Mentioned in The Tipping Point, by Malcolm Gladwell.

Alcoholism in primates: Here’s BBC Footage of monkeys stealing drinks at an island resort:

Jan 192012
 

DJ on Spring Break at Messiah College (or, what it seemed like)

DJ and Harry join to discuss DJ’s ambiguous ethnicity, turning down Ravens NFL luxury box playoff tickets, getting too high on pot brownies, dating site picture stalking, a love concierge service for picking up girls, keeping them happy, and helping through breakups, being a stranger at Irish Times, tipping on carry out food, how well our parents tolerate irreverence, attending ‘dry’ colleges (Messiah College), family roles with brothers and sisters, fuking (fart-puking), why girls seem to pee their pants laughing, hot farts, a girl wiping ass on guy’s jeans while making out, Tony’s gross-out of buttholes, and more.

 

Editors Pick(s): Harry: “DJ, you’re a very racially ambiguous fellow”, DJ “If security doesn’t pull me out of line, I think ‘you BETTER get guys who look like me'”

Be a life long learner: Peeing your pants while laughing DOES happen to girls more 2-5x more often than boys, and it’s called “giggle incontinence”. 25% of underage women have reported this happening at least once. It’s not too funny from what I’m reading. Some women of have had their life pretty turned upside down – from lifestyle changes to counseling. Actually sounds pretty horrible – a fun, laughing part of your life is now a source of constant dread. According to National Institute of Health , 569 of 1,421 children aged 5-15 showed some symptoms of involuntary tinkling. Exercises can help the problem, as may methylphenidate, (ie Ritalin)