I bring funny friends together to shoot the shit on hilarious, absurd, free-form podcasts.
Topics range from re-hashing stories of drunkenness, discussing sex and porn, creating ridiculous business ideas, and absurd improv-style conversations.
Sam and Roy join to discuss our first fake IDs, pranks/pants’ing people, attending last tracks at Diamond Peak for Sam’s birthday, visigoths, onesies, gambling stories, how to participate in a dummy downhill, why foreigners (not the band) think that
‘all american women don’t groom’, and why shaved face on a girl instead of peach fuzz is a very scary thing.
Abe and Neil join me to discuss Johnny Spanish’s Learn Spanish Podcast, summer internships in Boston, why Ohio sucks and Cleveland absolutely does NOT rock, why I want to pave Pennsylvania, junkyard strength, ultimate state fighting championship, getting a beer bottle broken over your face and then stabbed in the top of the head. This was recorded in Minneapolis, a stop by me and Neil on a cross country trip. While on the trip, we did many dumb things, like driving a Honda Civic into the middle of a frozen a lake (see photo).
Sedans on Ice - a poorly attended event. Me giving a thumbs down.
Bruce Jenner is going to get ass whether we do him or not
Roy, Cinnamon, Griff discuss drunkest stories, Roy needing a new football bandwagon to jump on, the triple point (both hands and a foot), celebrities that we would barely sleep with, what cosmetic surgery would you want on someone, rabbit toys, anal hook ups, BJ or vay jay for the rest of the life, sound of people banging turn you on, and much much more.
“I’ve told you, I’ve only tried it once. And I was. Crying. Like a Chai ELD.” – Griff circa 32min.
Roy and friend dressed to kill at the Black and White party
Roy, Cinnamon, Griff join another wine tasting, and we discuss dumb and dumber outfits, Victorias Secret the Magazine, why “Afghanis don’t front”, Michael Tyson a as fat, angry 3rd grader who bit off his teacher’s ear, cankle liposuction, bull dozing a woman’s vay jay, two legged dog who is a motivational speaker, pooping on people who are drunk or homeless, speed hooking up instead of speed dating, key partys, hot people at harris teeter, girls hotter in groups – guys hotter in doubles, the “stare down eye lock”, panty dropping date places, the “dirty grab” (carnival claw) and a hell of a lot more.
“Are your panties as wet right now as mine would be if I had just taken a pee?” – Roy, circa 17min
“If only they sold dildos at Target.” Cinnamon circa 28min
Be a life-long learner!:
Letting red wines breathe is a waste of time (1, 2), and does not impact taste. Decanting only should be done to prevent sediment from getting in your glass, in wines like ports.
Cinnamon was kinda right – white wines may benefit from releasing the sulfur dioxide (SO2) odors. SO2 is used to prevent oxidation, so, don’t let white wine breathe unless you want it to turn brown.
Key party – males put their car keys in a bowl, and the female goes home in the car of whatever key they choose. I feel like someone would just steal my car at this party. The British version is where guys get a key and girls have a lock, and when you find that matching person and the key fits, you go bang.
Inspirational two legged dog, Dominic (below) – way cooler than this pathetic dog, Faith, seen on Oprah.
Example of a Face Screensaver that I've seen while riding a bus
KC and Tony talk getting roofied, fighting hipsters on Ust, Irish goodbyes, giant NYE parties with a magician, trip to mexico – Guadalajara, taking a gun to express yourself and to shave with, Cancun, the Face Screensaver, Turducken soup being 3x times healthier than chicken noodle soup, strange breakups lines, head on collisions with yugos, being a dick on the highways, kitty genovese, vibrating tampons, abandoning the drinking age, prohibition, fruits that taste like vagina, and are doppelgangbangs a possiblility.
Editor’s Picks: KC “A lot of things are weird. Take oysters for example; oysters are weird. You should probably leave.” (47:55)
Be a life-long learner:
Leprosy CAN be passed from person to person AND from armadillos (1 point for KC) and they were indeed quarantined on a Hawai’ian island ((1 point for Tony). A leper colony on Hawai’i – not a bad gig.
Kitty Genovese (the bystander effect): stabbed to death (original press release). A dozen people witnessed the event at 3:15am. The initial call to police was vague and didn’t cause alarm. The PERP returned 30 minutes later to finish the job. Second calls resulted in a squad car arriving within minutes. Quite a bit of controversy and misinformation surrounding this event. Mentioned in The Tipping Point, by Malcolm Gladwell.
Alcoholism in primates: Here’s BBC Footage of monkeys stealing drinks at an island resort:
DJ on Spring Break at Messiah College (or, what it seemed like)
DJ and Harry join to discuss DJ’s ambiguous ethnicity, turning down Ravens NFL luxury box playoff tickets, getting too high on pot brownies, dating site picture stalking, a love concierge service for picking up girls, keeping them happy, and helping through breakups, being a stranger at Irish Times, tipping on carry out food, how well our parents tolerate irreverence, attending ‘dry’ colleges (Messiah College), family roles with brothers and sisters, fuking (fart-puking), why girls seem to pee their pants laughing, hot farts, a girl wiping ass on guy’s jeans while making out, Tony’s gross-out of buttholes, and more.
Editors Pick(s): Harry: “DJ, you’re a very racially ambiguous fellow”, DJ “If security doesn’t pull me out of line, I think ‘you BETTER get guys who look like me'”
Be a life long learner: Peeing your pants while laughing DOES happen to girls more 2-5x more often than boys, and it’s called “giggle incontinence”. 25% of underage women have reported this happening at least once. It’s not too funny from what I’m reading. Some women of have had their life pretty turned upside down – from lifestyle changes to counseling. Actually sounds pretty horrible – a fun, laughing part of your life is now a source of constant dread. According to National Institute of Health , 569 of 1,421 children aged 5-15 showed some symptoms of involuntary tinkling. Exercises can help the problem, as may methylphenidate, (ie Ritalin)
Chris and Roy exploring Plan B, potato guns, NASCAR real stock car racing, Fraggle Rock, parents partying, small town law enforcement, inter-office mail order brides, doppelgang-bang, consolidating public services, shady roommate and the SWAT team, strippers making $1 bill deposits at atlantic city, and more.
Hope you enjoy! Tony
Editor’s pick: Roy :”I don’t have time to tuck in these $1 – I got a guy for that.” (47:10)
Be a Life Long Learner:
In building your own potato gun/tee shirt launcher, be sure you use schedule 40 PVC. It’s pressure rated, so it’s less likely to explode into your face, or rip off your hand. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyaZipWVjrE)
Screen shot from a video posted on youtube by "jiro9cuts0001"
Podcast about the last things we’d want to see before getting laser eye surgery, age range we would work at trader joes, fear of nanobots, pizza as a pizza topping, the pope’s first tweet, fluids to use in the bedroom, my “graduation” ceremony. We tried out Roy’s paper fortune teller and had a good time, despite not having any salmon.
All my love, Tony
Editors Pick: LB talks about my new favorite adjective, “stabby”.
Be a life long learner:
Growth of Computing Power
Technological singularity – the time when super-smart computers design super smart things at an ever faster rate. Unlike physical things, like a population explosion in rabbits taking 10 years, technology/intelligence doesn’t need “time to grow”. This could theoretically mean that computer intelligence could get out of hand in a matter of days or even hours.
Nanobots (nanorobotics) – machines that are so tiny, that a nanobot working on a cell in the human body would be similar to working on a building. Additionally, you could inject a robot into your bloodstream, and they could do the work, and just get pee’d out or something.
During our show, Abe referenced his displeasure of this woman's behavior
Abe and Pricilla discuss manicure/pedicures, how god conceived jesus, the most insulting term for a woman, how absurd it is to say “Jesus” or “Easter Bunny” as a swear word, events that caused parents to swear, the time Pricilla broke a piece of wood with her fist, parents hanging out getting drunk, long tables suits of armor with visors, marriage plans
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Helm (or Close Helm)
Editors pick(s): Tony’s comment to Abe “I’m surprised you’re married… to a woman”
Be a life-long learner!
Heather Terhune (see at right) is a chef on Top Chef by Bravo during Season 9. She is from Chicago, IL. Pricilla hails from the same town.
In the podcast we refer to a helm, but called it “visor” and “helmet”. The metal that covers a knight’s face, and makes him hard to understand, is called a helm. Didn’t know that at all.
Abe and DJ discuss nuptials, terrible wedding gifts, crystal stemware and gravy boats, uniting the clans for better wedding gifts, when to write wedding thank yous, plaster of paris penis gifts, re-gifting the 1 year late wedding presents for your anniversary, how to repeat yourself, Dog the Bounty Hunter as wedding representation, recinding wedding gifts given to douche-y married couples, gift rape, smell over internet, rodeo of skills, pushups for party fouls, deal breakers for guys, butt mufflers, Certa’s new mattress which will neutralize farts in bed with that someone special, and fart bombing your mom as a child. Enjoy!
Hugs and kisses, Tony
Be a life-long learner! Menorah – a 9 branched candle holder lit during the 8 day holiday. The 7 branched symbol is used in the ancient temple or otherwise.
At 20:51, Tony says “eeuuuuwww” in response to Abe’s story about what makes girls amazing.
At 42:15 – DJ says “yeeessss…” in celebration of Tony’s news.