Oct 242012
 

78 Crazy-hot sex facts, p162 Cosmo, October 2012

There were some laugh-out-loud facts in this article, and I learned a few things. Yay Cosmo!

Cosmo fact Comment
1. “Your breasts can swell up to 25% when you’re aroused.” Girls rock.
16. “The clitoris increases 400% in size between puberty and when you’re 32.” What??? Does that help explain why girls enjoy sex more as they get older?I’m glad my crank hasn’t grown 400% – sex would be un-possible.
43. “If he’s THIS close to climaxing, buy time by squeezing the head of his penis.”

Argh! Log jam! I’ve seen this unfortunate suggestion before.

  1. this doesn’t REALLY prevent an orgasm, and
  2. makes the ‘second try’ much less pleasurable than the first would have been.

Let’s agree to let everyone enjoy their orgasms first time around, OK?

53. “50% of women say that bad sex is a relationship deal breaker, while 44% of men say this.” Actually, I’m surprised this isn’t much higher for women.I mean, if bad sex for me meant “no orgasm” like it does for girls – that would be a GIANT problem, and break-up-worthy.

Yeah, I said it. Not proud of it, but I stand by that comment.

54. “51% of women have had an orgasm during an abdominal exercise.”
WHAT?!?!?!?!!?!?!?That’s awesome.I was astonished, and my girl friends confirmed this is true.
Primarily using that machine where you crunch downwards in a sitting position.

So awesome.

75. “Women are more likely to fantasize about getting it on at the Eiffel Tower. Men, the White House.”

  1. I don’t read so good. I thought this was “women fantasize of getting the Eiffel Tower”.   “The Eiffel Tower is a threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the Eiffel Tower shape.”
  2. Fuck the French. You have to wade through throngs of French douche-fuckers before you can get to the Eiffel Tower. It’s cool once you’re there, but unless you can teleport directly, count me out.
  3. Yeah, I’d love to rock out in the ‘O’-val office. In her Oval Orifice.

Mr President, Tony asks you to give him 4 more minutes. He’ll clean up when they are finished.

76. “46% of Americans think they are more likely to see Bigfoot than have simultaneous orgasm.” This is hilarious.We all know that Bigfoot doesn’t exist.

However, we still think that something with a 0% chance is more likely to happen than something we try for most times we have sex.

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